Passive-Aggressive Manipulator

hallloween:

I can’t decide if
someone stabbed someone else over a cheeseburger
someone stabbed someone else with a cheeseburger
someone stabbed a cheeseburger
a cheeseburger stabbed someone
a cheeseburger stabbed another cheeseburger

I can’t decide if

someone stabbed someone else over a cheeseburger

someone stabbed someone else with a cheeseburger

someone stabbed a cheeseburger

a cheeseburger stabbed someone

a cheeseburger stabbed another cheeseburger

epic-humor:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

i want a ring that acts as a mini-watch and i can check the time on my finger instead of my wrist

the future is now

andrewcentrism:

joey90la:

Love this!

Vote Ellen for next God.

epic-humor:

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c2oh:

WHAT FISH IS THIS IT’S A FUCKING TIRE MOTHERFUCK

latulapyrope:

zoomer-zlorpuff:

wwonderful:

latulapyrope:

humanstuck au where sollux and aradia are voted best couple every year in highschool

even after aradia dies in a car accident in their junior year

i hate you

I’m sorry but:

why did you do the thing

THERE ARE FOUR KINDS OF FANFICTION

eatsleepcrap:

ANGST

FLUFF

CRACK

AND… *AHEM*

haanigram:

wacha dralin hennabil?

haphazardtechie:

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